Date: 27th April 2017 at 5:02pm
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Today was the final press conference ahead of the fight that has captivated the nation, the heavyweight contest, at Wembley Stadium, between Anthony Joshua and Wladimir Klitschko.

In front of an appreciative audience lapping up every word the two pugilists uttered, Wladimir Klitschko surprised everyone when he came up with the following.

With there being none of the trash-talk associated with a big fight, the Ukrainian didn?t stand up and boldly claim how and when the fight would end but instead revealed he had made a video which was on a memory stick.

This memory stick he revealed contains his prediction of how and when the fight will end. It will, he continued, be sewn into the robe he intends to wear to the ring on Saturday night.

Come the conclusion of the fight it is his intention to auction the robe and the winner will be the only person who has access to its contents.

My money is on it predicting a win for Wladimir, after all he?s not going to predict he?ll get beat is he?


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